People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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