How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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