Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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