Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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