Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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