Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
