I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that