I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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