Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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