Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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