Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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