can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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