he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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