Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
She said her name was "party"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
did i walk over a car last night?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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