Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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