when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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