Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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