You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Damn victory sex feels great
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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