So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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