Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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