Duck Duck Cougar?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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