You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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