So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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