this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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