WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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