So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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