It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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