we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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