they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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