He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My bed smells like the plague
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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