I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I have fence marks all over my body
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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