She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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