Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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