Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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