Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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