she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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