that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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