I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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