the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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