"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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