Me too!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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