singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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