problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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