Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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