Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Randomize
