i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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