You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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