Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Green mimosas i think yes
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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