I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I know her cup size but not her name....
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