I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think I have vodka in my lungs
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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